every episode of house md ever

  • house: a case!
  • team: lupus/sarcoidosis
  • house: no that's dumb you're dumb we need to do a dangerous and probably illegal thing to see what it is
  • foreman: house no
  • cuddy: house no
  • wilson: house no
  • house: hoUSE YES
  • the team: *tries different things*
  • patient: *nearly dies like 4 times*
  • cuddy: house do your clinic hours
  • house: nah i need to do more illegal things
  • cuddy: house no
  • sexual tension: *remains unresolved*
  • wilson: house stop
  • house: everyone's an idiot
  • wilson: hoUSE STOP
  • sexual tension: *remains unresolved*
  • foreman: but I don't want to be house
  • thirteen: oh my god ur whiny
  • chase: *is dishy*
  • taub: *is jewish*
  • patient: oh also here's a look into my sex life/drug use/whatever but i didn't think it was important before
  • house: ...
  • thirteen: ...
  • foreman: ...
  • taub: ...
  • everyone: ...u know if you told us that like five minutes ago we could have cured you sooner
  • patient: *is cured woohoo*
  • credits: roll

So this kid with a british accent stopped by the Health Hut today and one of the other volunteers kept trying to do a british accent and asking him if he ate fish and chips every day and spent the entire time he was there trying to guess what snogging was and instead of goodbye she said pip pip cheerio I was dying

endtimesadmonitoryexpose:

guavasita:

caracolnumero2:

arcadeshift:

beersforfears:

memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

i got 32 out of 36 and my boss says i don’t know how to read people????? like suck it

i got 21 out of 36 lol. i feel like shit and am also using flux on my computer so who knows how much that affected this but damn.

30 out of 36….this is both a gift…and a curse…

Your score on this test was 33 out of 36.

yas bitch cant get an emotion past me!

34 out of 36…i love it, give me a job 

33 out of 36 heck yeah